The Big Bang Theory theme

Our whole uni­verse was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly four­teen bil­lion years ago expan­sion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Nean­derthals devel­oped tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyra­mids),
Math, sci­ence, his­tory, unrav­el­ling the mys­ter­ies,
That all started with the big bang!
“Since the dawn of man” is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A frac­tion of a sec­ond and the ele­ments were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It’s expand­ing ever out­ward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Col­laps­ing ever inward, we won’t be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and bright­est fig­ure that it’ll make an even big­ger bang!
Aus­tralo­p­ithe­cus would really have been sick of us
Debat­ing out while here they’re catch­ing deer (we’re catch­ing viruses)
Reli­gion or astron­omy, Encarta, Deuteron­omy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythol­ogy, Ein­stein and astrol­ogy
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!